galco's soda pop stop

this guy is my hero

puccino's sugar sachet (caution: nutso music)

pret-ty nutso stuff.

"KITTYBREWSTER"

from my series of 'spooky stories'. picture goes weird halfway through, which is annoying.

puccino's designer on 'london tonight'

who's this guy? where's waldo?

another tramp hoops ad

good days. good memories.

worst cup design ever

nutso. got my cappu in this aujourd.

auntie june's favourite cereal

this is a very depressing woman

we're talking about.

the rugby ball haircut

did this in amerikeel accent. wish i was american.

coke is it!

was dancing to this, then saw self in mirror and stopped.

you are a loser bar

i used to be on 12 of these puppies a day.

i was a right little podger.

pop up pete's inflight movie review

from my brilliant podcast - pete reviews 'futureratloser'

the rock blondsky radio show 2013

a special episode of the podcast - from the future!

cousin alistair's factoids

from my podcast

keel cola

me almost getting to star in a keel cola ad

the rock blondsky radio show

a clip from my podcast - rock's choc five!

business card

my business card. waiting for the right person to give it to. number is wrong.

new coke ad

newsflash: coke has brought out a new taste. bill cosby looks good for his age.

visit from cousin alistair

cousin alistair came to stay with me and auntie june last weekend. i took him down puccino's in the station to show him how keel it is. have blurred out station name so you don't know where i hang out (you might be a murderer).

me playing it keel

home video of me playing it keel. i say home, it's my auntie's

house. staying there till something better comes up. it's been

ten years.

gavin's room

an internet movie i featured in recently. it's a bit nutso and i got paid nothing. semi para they hired me to take mickey of (i heard laughing when i went to the toilet).

puccino's designer interview

look at this interview avec the puccino's designer.

why can't they interview me about my tramp hoop

ads? i hate life. (don't really).

london tonight

i saw on his blog that waldo pancake who does the designs for puccino's is gonna be on 'london tonight'. i've been watching it every night for a week so that i can see what he looks like but he hasn't been on. photo is of alistair stewart, not waldo pancake btw.

Waldo Pancake's website

I found the website of the bloke that does all the puccino's stuff and found myself chuckling along to it. I think it's one of those things you have to see a few times before you get it. Like my Auntie June's Jethro impression.