visit from cousin alistair

cousin alistair came to stay with me and auntie june last weekend. i took him down puccino's in the station to show him how keel it is. have blurred out station name so you don't know where i hang out (you might be a murderer).

me playing it keel

home video of me playing it keel. i say home, it's my auntie's
house. staying there till something better comes up. it's been
ten years.

gavin's room

an internet movie i featured in recently. it's a bit nutso and i got paid nothing. semi para they hired me to take mickey of (i heard laughing when i went to the toilet).

puccino's designer interview

look at this interview avec the puccino's designer.
why can't they interview me about my tramp hoop
ads? i hate life. (don't really).