me playing it keel

home video of me playing it keel. i say home, it's my auntie's

house. staying there till something better comes up. it's been

ten years.

gavin's room

an internet movie i featured in recently. it's a bit nutso and i got paid nothing. semi para they hired me to take mickey of (i heard laughing when i went to the toilet).

puccino's designer interview

look at this interview avec the puccino's designer.

why can't they interview me about my tramp hoop

ads? i hate life. (don't really).

london tonight

i saw on his blog that waldo pancake who does the designs for puccino's is gonna be on 'london tonight'. i've been watching it every night for a week so that i can see what he looks like but he hasn't been on. photo is of alistair stewart, not waldo pancake btw.

Waldo Pancake's website

I found the website of the bloke that does all the puccino's stuff and found myself chuckling along to it. I think it's one of those things you have to see a few times before you get it. Like my Auntie June's Jethro impression.

poocino's is rubbish

saving up to buy www.puccinosisrubbish.com. we'll see who's laughing on the other side of their face then.

not sure if that means me or them.

i want them not to be laughing.

poocino's

i've started saying 'poocino's' instead of 'puccino's'. i debuted it this morning at poocino's in the station. 'how long has poocino's been here?' i asked as i was waiting for my cappu. i think you might need subtitles to get it though. nts: invent subtitles tshirt/jumper.